| PUFAS BAD | VEGETABLE OILS ANDFATTY FISH SHOULD BE AVOIDED | SUGAR GOOD | |||
| CARROT SALAD | 90% OF POPULATION
HYPERTHYROID |
Only Ruminant meat | |||
| CALCIUM TO
PHOSPHATE RATIO |
COCONUT OIL ACTS
LIKE PROGESTERONE |
2L OF MILK
AND 1L ORANGE JUICE |
|||
| ICE CREAM
IS A SUPERFOOD |
|||||
| Sugar is antibiotic | Aspirin is pant progesterone | ||||
| Potassium is insulin | 95% of population is hypothyroid | 0 TSH | |||
| Caffeine is plant thyroid | RDA 5000 Calories | ||||
| Adaptogenic eggs | |||||
| Achilles heel reflex test | Crème puff | ||||
| mOSQUITO MAGNET | DRUNK | ||||
| T3 acts like hair gel | |||||
| Synchronicities | DHEA | ||||
| Lactosucrose | FAKE NATTY MINOCYCLINE+ASPIRIN | ||||
| ALL PERFUMES ARE STROGENIC | |||||
| VITAMIN E FOR ORGASM | |||||
| Dostoevsky's undiagnosed hypothyroidism | Cerebrosemaxxing | ||||
| Nose as center of consciousness | Healer hands | ||||
| Paraquat murders | Menarche at 25 | Schizophrenic
mothers abort male fetuses at higher rates |
|||
| "EMANATIONS FROM BLAKE COLLEGE" | |||||
| Fiber lowers intelligence by increasing colon volume | No GI tract before the Fall | ||||
| 1983 West Bank fainting epidemic | |||||
| Womb memories | |||||
| TANNGANYIKA LAUGHTER EPIDEMIC | Vegetable
Lamb of Tartary |
||||
| Dead microbiologists | |||||
| Sugar is an antibiotic | Aspirin is plant progesterone | ||
| Potassium is insulin | 95% of population is hypothyroid | 0 TSH | |
| Caffeine is plant thyroid | RDA 5k calories | ||
| Achilles heel reflex test | Adaptogenic eggs | ||
| Crème puff | |||
| T3 acts like hair gel | mOSQUITO MAGNET | Drunk
homosexual flies |
|
| Synchronicities | DHEA dreams | ||
| All perfumes are estrogenic | Lactosucrose | Fake natty minocycline+aspirin stack |
|
| Vitamin E for orgasm | |||
| Dostoevsky's undiagnosed hypothyroidism | Cerebrosemaxxing |
| |
| Nose as center of consciousness | Healer hands | ||
| Paraquat murders | Schizophrenic
mothers abort male fetuses at higher rates |
| |
| Menarche at 25 | |||
| "Emanations from Blake College" | |||
| Fiber lowers intelligence by increasing colon volume | No GI tract before the Fall |
| |
| Womb memories | 1983 West Bank fainting epidemic | ||
| Tanganyika laughter epidemic | Vegetable
Lamb of Tartary |
| |
| Dead microbiologists | |||